Extremely Fowl Calendar 2026
A year of winged rudeness and hilarious chicken logic! The Extremely Fowl Calendar 2026 is filled with cheeky ducks, cursing chickens, and delightfully wrong illustrations that will bring a big laugh every month. This calendar is specially made for people with a sharp sense of humor and a weakness for wacky, unfiltered art. In other words: no goody two-shoes here! Not only original, but also a great conversation starter on your wall.
Why this Extremely Fowl Calendar 2026 is anything but standard
- 🐔 Every month features coarse poultry: cheeky, offensive, and hilariously funny
- 🦆 For those who love sharp humor: not for the faint-hearted!
- 🎨 Unique illustrations: playful, headstrong, and surprisingly well done
- 🎁 Perfect as a gift: for your foul-mouthed colleague or sarcastic friend(s)
- 🇬🇧 Note: English-language calendar – including bad puns in English
Specifications of the Extremely Fowl Calendar 2026
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Theme: Hilarious and foul-mouthed birds
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Type: Wall calendar
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Size: approx.30 x 30 cm (unfolded 30 x 60 cm)
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Period: 12 months – January to December 2026
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Layout: Monthly calendar with date grid
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Week start: Sunday
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Language: English
For the lover of sarcasm, satire, and quirky madness
Not only is this calendar a practical way to plan your month, but also a humor injection for your workplace, toilet, or kitchen. That’s why it’s a great gift for anyone who loves unfiltered humor. In other words: a year full of laughter and mischief. In short: plan boldly – with the Extremely Fowl Calendar 2026.
Order easily at Kalenderwinkel.nl
Why wait? Surprise yourself or someone else with a hilarious touch of vulgarity. Additionally: you benefit from fast shipping, good service, and packaging options for bold gifts. So: get it – and let your planning go wild.
The benefits of ordering from Kalenderwinkel.nl:
- 🚀 Order today before 16:00 = shipped the same business day*
- 📦 Free shipping: within the Netherlands from €39,-
- 🏠 Pickup available: in Zeewolde – discreet and fast
- 🎁 Have it wrapped: perfect gift for people with a dark sense of humor
- 💳 Secure payment: via iDEAL, Klarna, PayPal, or credit card
*On business days and while supplies last
🎁 Are you giving this calendar as a gift?
With our wrapping service you give a smile and some cheeky language in one. 🎁 Select 'gift wrapping' at checkout, and we will ensure a stylishly wrapped – but content-wise unfiltered – gift.
Delivery
All items in the webshop can be delivered with track&trace code so you can track the shipment. There will be a delivery charge for this when you finalize your order.
Delivery within the Netherlands
prices below
| Product | Bezorgen | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| Verjaardagskalenders | €3.75* | €39 | brievenbus | DHL | yes |
| Calendars 2025, puzzles | €4.95* | €39 | package | DHL | yes |
| Calendars 2025, puzzles | €7.25* | €100 | package | PostNL | yes |
*The actual shipping costs are automatically calculated in the ordering process.
Shipping costs include VAT
Delivery in Belgium
| Product | Verzendkosten | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €8.95 | €75 | package | PostNL | yes |
| All products | €6.95 | €75 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in Germany
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 7.95 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in France
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €10.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Great Britain
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €11.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Croatia
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 24,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Switzerland
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €22.40 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Spain
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Italy
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Austria
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Ireland
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Portugal
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Luxembourg
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €8.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Norway
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €22.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in America
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Canada
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Shipping costs include VAT. For shipments to a country not listed, contact Kalenderwinkel.nl
Order Returns
- Your return can be registered on the return portal.
- Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging
What is the return period?
It is always possible that upon receiving the item you are still not satisfied with the order. This can have various reasons. Therefore it is no problem to return your order. Please contact us as soon as possible and pack the order the way you received it. You have 30 days to return your order. Returns after 30 days are only possible by arrangement Kalenderwinkel.nl
Return address:
Kalenderwinkel.nl
Landbouwweg 84
3899 BG Zeewolde
Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging.
How to return a product:
Please contact us via email info@kalenderwinkel.nl. You will then receive a return label from us. It is important to include your order information with your return.
What are the costs of returning
When we have received your return and the items are undamaged, you will receive a refund of the payment previously made to your bank account.
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