Shit Happens Scheurkalender 2026

Every day a short, hilarious story with an unexpected twist and a touch of 'brown' humor. To begin with: this tear-off calendar is not for the faint of heart. In addition: each story invariably ends in an uncomfortable or downright absurd situation. In addition, you never know what to expect. In short, after every anecdote, only one thought lingers: "Shit happens!"

5 reasons to order the Shit Happens Scheurkalender 2026 now

• 💩 First of all: every day a dry, bizarre or uncomfortable short story
• 😂 Thereby: ideal for fans of black or flat humor
• 📅 Includes: running from January 1 to December 31 - 366 days of unfiltered anecdotes
• 📐 Following: compact size of 13 cm x 19 cm - perfect for toilet, kitchen or office
• 🧲 In conclusion: easy to hang or put down with our Tearboard

Technical specifications - bold, short and (un)tasty

• Product type: Day tear-off calendar
• Period: January to December (1 year)
• Classification: Daily
• Size: 13 cm x 19 cm
• Ophangen: Ja

Extra tip: combine the Shit Happens tear-off calendar 2026 with our tear-off board

Don't feel like fussing with nails or tape? Then use our Tearboard. This wooden stand lets your tear-off calendar stand firmly - ideal for the smallest room. In other words: hilarious ánd handy! Order the tear-off board here.

This is why you choose Kalenderwinkel.nl - fast, safe and with humor

• 🚀 Ordered today before 4 p.m. = shipped the same business day*
• 🚚 Free shipping within the Netherlands from €39,-
• 🏠 Pick up possible in Zeewolde
• 💳 Safe payment: via iDEAL, PayPal, Visa or Klarna

*On business days and while supplies last

🎁 Gift tip: for friends with self-deprecating humor, colleagues with black humor or your brother-in-law

Do you still hesitate? The Shit Happens Scheurkalender is the gift for anyone who loves flat, unexpected and slightly awkward humor. In other words: 366 days of laughing at other people's misery. And what's more: with our wrapping service you can give it as a festively wrapped gift right away!

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