Rumag Scheurkalender 2026
365 days full of hard-hitting, hilarious and honest quotes!
Whether you're sitting on the toilet, surviving an awkward family visit or just need a reality check - the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026 is here to make your day just a little less shitty. With 365 cutting, funny and recognizable quotes about wine, mothers-in-law, your annoying ex and life itself, this tear-off calendar will help you get through the chaos every day.
Why choose the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026?
✅ Every day a new Rumag quote - honest, raw and hilarious
✅ Perfect for your toilet, desk or kitchen - always good timing for sharp text
✅ Size 13 x 18 cm - compact and easy to hang
✅ The ultimate gift - for friends, colleagues or just yourself
Because let's face it: sometimes you just need a rock-solid quote to get you through your day.
Order the Rumag Scheurkalender 2026 now and start every day with a smile!
Ordered before 4 p.m., delivered the next business day.
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Gift tip?
With the Kalenderwinkel.nl wrapping service you can have your order wrapped in beautiful gift paper.
Delivery
All items in the webshop can be delivered with track&trace code so you can track the shipment. There will be a delivery charge for this when you finalize your order.
Delivery within the Netherlands
prices below
| Product | Bezorgen | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| Verjaardagskalenders | €3.75* | €39 | brievenbus | DHL | yes |
| Calendars 2025, puzzles | €4.95* | €39 | package | DHL | yes |
| Calendars 2025, puzzles | €7.25* | €100 | package | PostNL | yes |
*The actual shipping costs are automatically calculated in the ordering process.
Shipping costs include VAT
Delivery in Belgium
| Product | Verzendkosten | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €8.95 | €75 | package | PostNL | yes |
| All products | €6.95 | €75 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in Germany
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 7.95 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in France
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €10.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Great Britain
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €11.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Croatia
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 24,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Switzerland
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €22.40 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Spain
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Italy
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Austria
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Ireland
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Portugal
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Luxembourg
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €8.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Norway
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €22.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in America
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Canada
| Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
| all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Shipping costs include VAT. For shipments to a country not listed, contact Kalenderwinkel.nl
Order Returns
- Your return can be registered on the return portal.
- Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging
What is the return period?
It is always possible that upon receiving the item you are still not satisfied with the order. This can have various reasons. Therefore it is no problem to return your order. Please contact us as soon as possible and pack the order the way you received it. You have 30 days to return your order. Returns after 30 days are only possible by arrangement Kalenderwinkel.nl
Return address:
Kalenderwinkel.nl
Landbouwweg 84
3899 BG Zeewolde
Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging.
How to return a product:
Please contact us via email info@kalenderwinkel.nl. You will then receive a return label from us. It is important to include your order information with your return.
What are the costs of returning
When we have received your return and the items are undamaged, you will receive a refund of the payment previously made to your bank account.
