Demotivation Calendar 2026 - a year full of dry humor, sarcasm and relatable wisdom
The Demotivation Calendar 2026 is the counterpart to the classic "you-can-do-it" calendar. In other words, each month serves up a hilarious antiquote - complete with telling animal photo - reminding you that not everything has to be big, fast or perfect. And that's okay.
Why this Demotivation Calendar 2026 is perfect for cynics, office tigers and those with self-deprecation
Enough of whipped-up inspirational quotes on the wall? This calendar gives you a monthly reality check - with dry texts and sarcastic animals that express exactly what you're thinking but not saying. In short: a brilliant wall calendar for those who would rather laugh than float.
7 reasons to get the Demotivation Calendar 2026 in your home
- 😑 To start: 12 sarcastic animal photos with pointed, ironic "life lessons"
- 📅 In addition: clear monthly layout with space for cynical notes
- 🐢 Next: perfect for the home office, the toilet wall or any place where motivation feels out of place
- 🤣 Also: ideal for lovers of word jokes, satire and reverse inspiration
- 🌍 English: also great as a gift for international friends with a sense of sarcasm
- 🌱 Environmentally friendly: printed on FSC-certified paper with soy ink
- 🎁 In conclusion: festively wrapped via our wrapping service - the gift for those who prefer chuckles to shines
Specifications of this Demotivation Calendar 2026
- Product type: Wall calendar with convenient hanging hole
- Period: 12 months - January 2026 to December 2026
- Format closed: 300 x 300 mm
- Format open: 600 x 300 mm
- Startdag: Zondag
- Taal: Engels
- Photography: Funny animal portraits combined with mocking 'motivational' quotes
This is why you order from Kalenderwinkel.nl
Do you still have doubts? Of course you do. In other words: at Kalenderwinkel.nl you order quickly, safely and with an eye for quality - even when you don't really feel like doing anything.
Advantages at a glance:
- 📦 Ordered today before 4 p.m. = shipped the same business day*
- 🚚 Free shipping within the Netherlands from €39,-
- 🏠 Pick up possible in Zeewolde
- 💳 Safe payment: via iDEAL, Visa, PayPal or Klarna
*On business days and while supplies last
🎁 Gift? Get your Demotivation Calendar festively wrapped!
Whether you buy the Demotivation Calendar 2026 for yourself or give it as a gift - with our wrapping service you'll make it a witty and unexpectedly original gift. 🎀 Simply add it during checkout, and we'll provide packaging that's as dry as its contents.
Delivery
All items in the webshop can be delivered with track&trace code so you can track the shipment. There will be a delivery charge for this when you finalize your order.
Delivery within the Netherlands
prices below
Product | Bezorgen | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
Verjaardagskalenders | €3.75* | €39 | brievenbus | DHL | yes |
Calendars 2025, puzzles | €4.95* | €39 | package | DHL | yes |
Calendars 2025, puzzles | €7.25* | €100 | package | PostNL | yes |
*The actual shipping costs are automatically calculated in the ordering process.
Shipping costs include VAT
Delivery in Belgium
Product | Verzendkosten | Free from | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €8.95 | €75 | package | PostNL | yes |
All products | €6.95 | €75 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in Germany
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 7.95 | package | DHL | yes |
Delivery in France
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €10.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Great Britain
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €11.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Croatia
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 24,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Switzerland
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €22.40 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Spain
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Italy
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Austria
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Ireland
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €16.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Portugal
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | € 16,95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Luxembourg
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €8.95 | package | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Norway
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €22.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in America
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Delivery in Canada
Product | Verzendkosten | Methode | Vervoerder | Track&Trace |
all products | €29.40 | pakket | UPS | yes |
Shipping costs include VAT. For shipments to a country not listed, contact Kalenderwinkel.nl
Order Returns
- Your return can be registered on the return portal.
- Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging
What is the return period?
It is always possible that upon receiving the item you are still not satisfied with the order. This can have various reasons. Therefore it is no problem to return your order. Please contact us as soon as possible and pack the order the way you received it. You have 30 days to return your order. Returns after 30 days are only possible by arrangement Kalenderwinkel.nl
Return address:
Kalenderwinkel.nl
Landbouwweg 84
3899 BG Zeewolde
Please note; Items can only be returned in original unopened packaging.
How to return a product:
Please contact us via email info@kalenderwinkel.nl. You will then receive a return label from us. It is important to include your order information with your return.
What are the costs of returning
When we have received your return and the items are undamaged, you will receive a refund of the payment previously made to your bank account.